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When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal
Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"
Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
A “frosted sunrise” is when someone is cream pied after oral sex in the morning. Often after just waking up, or having woken up to oral sex being preformed on you.
“There’s no better way to start the day than a frosted sunrise. Nothing wakes me up like hot jiz!”
After a night of heavy drinking and a random hookup, you may wake up to a sunrise surprise. A sunrise surprise is when the girl you hooked up with shits on your pillow and leaves before you wake up.
Suddenly I woke up to what remained of the girl I hooked up with. It wasn't her bra or her number, but a large sunrise suprise on my pillow.
When you shoot your load over the valley of your sister's tits, and it lands on her face.
Example 1:
Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"
Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"
Example 2:
Friend: "Gary's sister is so hot. have you seen her?"
Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'
The act of blindfolding a one night stand at a wedding with a cummerbund, while performing various sex acts.
I went to Lizzie's wedding and I totally gave some dude a Milwaukee Sunrise.
Sunrise Meats is when you get a boner in the morning where sunrise is morning and meats is your dick
Yo what do they call when your dick gets hard in the morning?
Its called sunrise meats
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The act Of doing a handstand in your car, sticking your dick out, and pissing on the front windshield.
Did you see that Iowa Sunrise this morning, i had to use the wind shield wipers to stop it.