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Super Capitalism

Like normal capitalism, but SUPER.

While in regular capitalism anybody could become rich, in SUPER capitalism EVERYBODY can get rich because private ownership has been SUPERfied so much that everybody privately owns part of the business they work at.

"Hey, doesn't this SUPER Capitalism thing sound a bit like Market Socialism?"
"Nah, socialism means Hitler."

by Sitbear December 31, 2021


Super-Criminal

A criminally insane criminal who commits crimes in a very different way compared to normal criminals. These criminals are also hard to defeat. They would also have a personality disorder most of the time which define what kind of criminal they are.

The Riddler, Joker, Penguin, Lex Luthor, Kingpin, Green Goblin, Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy and Bane are super-criminals.

by Daviddv0601 August 21, 2016


Super Rustler

IRL bully victim who says people should get cancer over the internet because they have no social interaction irl because his dad beats him/her and molests him/her in the shower
We are super rustlers and we don't care we are irl bully victims on twitter

Example
Olly: Let's rustle tonight
RacistBaller: Of course my LORD anything for you
NeyBaertra: yes haha 9/11 cancer jimmies imo

rest of twitter with functioning brain cells and relevant cognition
super rustlers are the worst thing since sliced bread

by LADSfromTwitter October 16, 2014

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Super ZelFrog

This noun is believed to be derived from legend. None know it's true origin, however it is used in a variety of ways. It is also fabled to have once been a lost or omitted mythical creature.

1. A random phrase, typically used to disregard someone when you don't feel like answering.
2. A substitute for a swear word.
3. Used for randomly blurting out in a specifically funny or unexpected situation or time in conversation. A good tool for breaking the ice and/or making yourself look like an idiot.

1. Joe : " hey Bill, did you see that-"
Bill : " SUPER ZELFROG!" (then walks away)

2. (stubs toe)"SUPER ZELFROG!!!! That hurt!"

3.(Awkward elevator talk)
Joe :So, did you see the game yesterday?
Bill :yeah.
Joe :cool.
Bill :hey, guess what?
Joe :what?
Bill : SUPER ZELFROG!!!

by SCAM918 July 25, 2010

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super clutch

Completely bad ass. Impressive to the millennial generation.

That new Fetty Wap song is so super clutch.

by Cajun022 May 9, 2017

36๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

by Jacksfans March 11, 2011

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Super Gremlin

Someone who gives zero fucks about anything. They do whatever they want, whenever they want, wherever they want!

Conner: "Yo Ethan! Did you do the assignment for Grad School?"
Ethan: "Nah Bro, I am a Super Gremlin, I skipped class and smoked a backwood the size of King Kong's finger with the Professors wife."

by Super Gremlin February 22, 2022

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