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When you thought Shia Lebeouf was dead but he is actually still alive.
Person 1 “Dude, I thought Shia Lebeouf was dead, but he isn’t! What a Shia Suprise!”
Person 2 “No way!!”
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Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.
OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
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A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good suprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
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A cobra in a basket sent as a warning and/or method of assanination. To place a venemous snake in a box and send it to a unwitting victim.
While eatin his curry crisps, the young Satin Slipper was bit by a cobra when he unknowingly opened a Bangalore Suprise. In the movie Kill Bill, Bill's brother dies as a result of a Bangalore Suprise. Because the market owner raised his daily rent, the young snake charmer sent the boss's home a Bangalore Suprise.
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when sucking of a females butt hole ...and SUPRISE a big brown poop layed nestled in your mouth
Susie was sucking alex's Butt hole and all the sudden she was nurturing a brown suprise!
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When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.
The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.
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When a dumb nigger (Usually with little or no teeth) springs an unpleasant surprise on a white person.
Sometimes; a Nigger surprise can lead to a white male being put into jail by the Po-Po rather than a black person.
A Nigger surprise is when you are going to lay down in your bed after a hard days work and your homie is still banging your girl in it!!!
Artemus: Hello African-American fellow!
Tyrone: Yo nigga hold this bag full of money
Artemus: Sure fine sir anything as reparations to your dumb ass nigger ansistors.
Police: Your Under Arrest Whitey for robbing that bank..The money is in your hand!!!
Artemus: Damn that Cotten-Picker really laid a Nigger surprise on me!!
Next time i should be careful not to be trapped by a Nigger Suprise.
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