A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.
Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?
Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record
Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3
Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?
Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game
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1. The name given to someone who's football club is called the "Swifts."
2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.
"Hey dude, you remember Mark right?"
"Yea?"
"Well, he chocked on his big exam and now he has to repeat the year."
"Like a Swifty!"
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a substantial amount of gas emersing from the anus
dang son, did you release a "swifty"
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A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.
I cannot believe he just pulled a swifty. Now I have to hire someone that is not prone to cause more swifties and make johnny wait longer for his site!
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The best thing in the world being the biggest taylor swift fan!
OMG did you see how thhey are a swiftie.
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swift kick in the ass by a fag
She got a swiftie and shit herself.
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