Tafting

The act of swiping or wiping a vagina on an object.

Shall we go Tafting today?

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that’s actually fire tho

bru that’s actually fire tho taft

TAFT

This ain't fucking Texas

Texas oilfield worker: Well in Texas, we do XYZ

Oilfield worker from everywhere else: TAFT

Taft

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out. Usually used when trying to be a bit more discreet.

"I need you to bring me a change of pants. It was a taft."

Taft

When Barney does some taft shit.

"Barney, you fucking taft"

taft

taft means life sucks

Hey hows life? taft Oh.

Taft

Slang for trash, typically used by educated people

That school's soccer team is Taft. They haven't won a game since 1969