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cousin tex

Cousin to harryman and all around hick. Most often seen wearing his signature cowboy hat and blue vest. Helped Harryman defeat Invisible People From the Future as his alter-ego "Pink Lasso."

Cousin Tex had never heard of a 24-hour library before.

by Will April 22, 2005

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tex wood

The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.

Mate! are you a tex wood?!

by Jibbzy June 28, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tex-Driving

Someone who is driving so badly or recklessly that they are either driving while text messaging, or are from Texas.

Watch out for that blue car two lanes over, the guy is Tex-Driving.

by Cheesepig February 19, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tex Mex

Shortened name for making love to ladies breasts and a ladies mouth, meaning - Tit-sEX Mouth sEX.

Last night I had a Tex Mex with plenty of sour cream.

by wattogwan February 18, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Gore-Tex

Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.

1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."

by Carter Pewterschmidt November 24, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


double tex mex

a very fat bitch, huge in fact, gigantic
needs a watch on both arms to see the time

Wow, Justin's girlfriend is a double tex mex!

by Mars spaniard August 22, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tex-Mex Pie

The act of pouring hot spicy chili into a girl's vagina and eating it out.

-I ate a really good Tex-Mex Pie last night.

-....Ew

-What?

by Texmexpies June 7, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž