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A fetish item; a boot that forces the toes en point, such as in ballet, with an extremely long heel.
Note: it is extremely difficult to walk in ballet boots, and thus are often for "show" only
The dominatrix looks quite sexy in her ballet boots.
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The sport of professional basketball
Did you see the Knicks get their asses handed to them by the Heat in last nites african ballet?
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Modern basketball. Due to the NBA mainly consisting of black players, and the focus of the game is no longer to make baskets, but to look good while making baskets.
Guy: Dude you want to watch some basketball?
Racist Guy: Dude fuck that Nigger Ballet, lets go watch hockey, a real white man's sport.
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A mother, often a single parent, who has raised her child with one idea, to be a great ballerina in a great ballet company. To achieve this end the ballet mom will do anything to advance her little girl's career. The child herself, while she may love dancing, finds it less and less easy to cope with her career and her mom. Ballet moms watch what their kids eat down to the last calorie. Famous for hovering around dressing rooms and driving beaten up old cars, she'd never waste money on a new one when point shoes have to be bought, along with leotards, lambs wool, woollite, ribbons for the shoes and all the other junk that's required. When she hits 60, when her little darling hits 30 and it's all over for them both. See Soccer Mom. They are sisters under the skin. The ballet mom is always the poorer sister.
Natalie Portman's mother in Black Swan, except two big errors: Ballet moms rarely have their own career or interests,
and they would never ever buy their daughter a cake. For the ballet mom, where others see a cake shop, she sees an empty block of land with weeds growing on it.
One famous US ballet mom was reputed to carry a small hand gun in her purse.
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Spandau Prison in Europe housed many prisoners including World War II Nazi prisoners. When these prisoners were hanged the swinging of the dead body was called the Spandau Ballet.
That SS officer did a nice Spandau Ballet at his hanging.
The musical group Spandau Ballet took their name from this chilling term.
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The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.
Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."
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a drop-at-the-door parking method used when your date/girlfriend/wife is too much of a prima donna to walk through the parking lot in her pretty shoes.
Guy 1: Where'd you park?
Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.
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