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where everyone who got rejected from harvard, yale, standford, mit, caltech, and princeton goes to college.
"man, rejection day senior year in high school was the worst, except for my acceptance to johns hopkins!"
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A hypocritical obnoxious woman who attempts to get attention by insulting and being rude to people in the media. She is now famous for appearing on This Morning to debate on issues that the public do not give a shit about (e.g. had a debate on whether babies should be given individual tickets at the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games and whether tattoos should be illegal or not)
KATIE HOPKINS: I don't like fat people, Scottish people, ginger-haired people, Lily Allen, people on the Apprentice, Celebrity Big Brother and many more things!
MAN: Pot, kettle, black. Nobody gives a shit about you, you fucking hypocrit
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This is a place where stupid kids decides to skip class to vape/smoke in the bathrooms and having them locked, leaving people who needs to use the bathroom walk ACROSS the other side just to pee. The school is full of white washed Asians and Blacks. White girls trying to be ghetto. White boys thinking they tough but ain’t got shit. Hopkins had a record of having 4 fights in one day (I think it was 4). All gender bathroom is where people fuck each other. The stairs up the little theater is also a fucking spot. Pep fest are the worst! Little white girls bouncing and kicking there feet’s till they can fly. Racist as teachers. Main office people are the WORST. Those old as ladies needs some help. Principal is chill asf. Class 2019 was the best year PERIODT
Overall, Hopkins is a pretty nice place to be at :D
“Remember when Hopkins High School kids threw trash off of the balcony? Well I was there and sadly got hit by a trash can” :(
“Oh my gosh remember when a girl was sucking a guy in the bathroom! Apparently, one of her arm was swinging back and forth. Yikes”
“Yooo after pep fest these group of people started running together to the bathroom and broke one of the sink!”
A very diverse high school located in Minnetonka, MN serving the city of Hopkins, most of Minnetonka, about half of Golden Valley, and portions of Eden Prairie, Edina, Plymouth, and St. Louis Park. Nicknamed "Potkins" for obvious reasons.
You go to Potkins?" "Hell yeah, Hopkins High School.
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Also known as the HHH dance, this is the dance moves that the infamous science teachers like to boogie to, to get down with the kids
Science teacher: (fortnite dances to Percy Parker)
Everyone: (erectifies) he is doing the Hippity Hopity Hopkins
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Anything including a person, place, thing or event that is affected by hate and jealousy.
When a person who is so inflicted with hate and jealousy goes to Urban Dictionary and maliciously clicks on the "thumbs down" icon.
Oh man, look at all those thumbs down entries on my Urban Dictionary listing, my Urban Dictionary listing is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.
My window is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma because it appears that my hater tossed a rock through the window.
The skate event was ruined by Hopkins Lymphoma when he showed up.
Look at that nasty response, this blog entry is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.
Internet trolls suffer from Hopkins Lymphoma.
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Definition 1 above is very well done. Hopkins is a great academic facility both undergraduate and graduate. However, The females that attended this prestigious academic facility are hideous with the exception of very few, which can be counted using a rudimentary abacus. Although Bonobo monkeys will be offended by the comparison made above, it is the definite truth. Whereas definition definition 1 is completely true, definition 2 is a bold faced lie. It was clearly written to make girls at JHU feel better about themselves. Clearly, they are the only ones that gave it a thumbs up. If you are looking for a truly hot girl at Hopkins you are an idiot.
Conversation between two male Johns Hopkins University students
Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?
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