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A Stair Gang is a strong group friends or classmates who tend to dislike or not enjoy their current class so they decide to ditch. The usual ditch is hanging out on a set of 'stairs' that they hang out on, this causes them to bond and become an unstoppable group that will never be broken apart.
Classmate 1: "Hey why do we even need to learn this stuff?"
Classmate 2: "I know we could be doing something better with our time"
Classmate 3: "Wanna ditch?"
All classmates look at each other
Everyone: "STAIR GANG!"
When you gaze at stairs for no particular reason.
Rachel is stair gazing the f out of those stairs.
A noun describing the strange pseudo goth/weeb/cosplayer/borderline bdsm hybrids (often in high-school) who amass in the stair-wells in abnormally high numbers. Stair trolls tend to wear things like cat-ears, tails, fingerless gloves, and overly large sweaters that go past their fingers. In addition to these items, they are often toe-walkers, or wear animal slippers, simulating pawed animal feet.
In essence, a stair troll is a pseudo weeb/cosplayer/goth/bdsm individual, confined within a tight social space where they feel outcasted, and herd together in reclusive areas, where they may find strength in numbers.
They are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and foul attitudes.
Nobody knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce asexually, During lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. Stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. When addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.
Joel: Bruh those BDSM weebs at the stair-well just threw away all of their food. Nobody ate anything. When I tried to approach them they made crazy animal sounds and crawled away and started licking their paws.
Andrew: Didn’t you read the damn sign dude? Don’t approach the stair trolls.
The string of words, either profanities or not, that are said by a person with very sore legs while climbing up or down the stairs.
This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"
"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
A term used when writing Harry Potter fanfiction (mostly on Ao3) where a character finds out they're trans by going up the "wrong" stairs in the dorms of Hogwarts. The stairs only allow one gender to come up them (Male or female), and when a canonically Male character (primarily Harry) is able to go up the stairs in a fanfic, it serves to move the plot forward.
"I was reading a fanfic the other day, and the author included the stairs test"
When you walk up a stairway and trip on an imaginary stair
I was bringing pizza upstairs when I tripped on an air stair.
Stair Senpai is a living set of stairs for people to love if they have an attraction to stairs
I can’t wait to go home and make out with my stair senpai body pillow