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A bitch that cares mostly about a man's toe size; Constantly scoping out men in flip flops searching for the perfect toe proportion.
This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.
Big Toed Bitch: I'm going to the shoe section so i can look at men's feet.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.
It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.
He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.
ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.
Miami Mike: "Yo these square toed shoes are hot, youre tripping".
Hes fucking wrong.
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a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.
Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.
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It mean in English is "I love you so much"
Gech : B tos juii knea
Reak : tos tos (let's Go)
a gay person who prances around dressed up like a chick, and wanting to drop to their knees and suck a huge cock off.
"look at that twinkle toed faggot prance"
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Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.
"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
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