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Uncultured, immature people who have nothing better to do than go out and get smashed at the weekend. Often seen around the town centre wearing track suits or dressed like the town sluts.
Was out on Friday night and as usual there was a whole loada townies around.
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A person from the suburbs
That stupid townie brought his 5 kids on the metro.
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Actually, townies just want to mess up with people, get in fights with their others dumb townies, smoke around, they don't even know english language, and have no future, and listen to all that kind of shit music called R'n'B Rap and others trashes more. They don't have even respect to each other in their stupi chav crew. In specially when they get in the bus. I had couple problems with townies, they are just the scum of the humanity. If you are a townie mate! You better change you way of living!
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yes townies wear cheap shit and follow the fasion in the shops all though they usually have stolen or snide ones
they sit on street corners pissed out there heads useing every excuse to say shit fuck bollocks, start a fight or shag the next random gal they see.
townie 1- that bird fit how old tou think she is?
Townie two- about are age 16 maybe
Townie 1 oh shit bit to old for me then
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"Whos that"
"Townies"
"How'd you know?"
"I can hear them swearing."
"oh yeah....."
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Over the last few years, have spread out from the outskirts of London and have infested every town and city in England.
Destroy the education of anyone who is unfortunate enough to share a class with them by constantly arguing with the teacher and talking really loudly about how they "got reet pissed t'weeken' like"
God forbid anyone who dares to glance in their general direction, for you are sure to be knifed by some distant relative's friend
The money they get from benefit's gets spent on the latest mobile phone, with the newest polyphonic ringtone and stupid little screensaver graphic. They happily spend hours chatting away on them slowly frying their tiny minds.
They also have absoloutely no chance of doing anything successful in life, except if they manage to buy a lucky scratchcard, or sue their local council because they tripped up on a broken paving slab down in the ghetto
"yeah mate"
"what ya' chatting about"
"im gonna cut ya"
"yeah, but no, but yeah but no but yeah but no but, shut up"
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strange people the rol their trousers into their socks and wear baseball caps half way pointing into the sky.
Hated by most, even their own, and always seem to want to start fights. They do not like greebos and greebos dont like them. they are basically dick heads that no-one likes.
yeah, that townie started on me the other day
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