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When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.
When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.
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When your date is not afraid to use their hands to touch you on a date.
Guy 1: Hey bud, how your date with the babe from the coffee shop?
Guy 2: It was great, after dinner while I was driving her home, she got TSA friendly with me in the car.
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Pat-down given at the airport security gate.
I didn't want to go through the scanner, so I got the TSA massage
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A natural condition arising from ill-fitting pants or the very unnatural condition caused by suspiciously thorough pat downs by Transportation Security Administration agents at airports. It is easily recognizable as a combination of wedgie and camel toe.
Mary had a TSA Tuck going on. It was uncomfortable even to look at so I can't imagine how she felt getting it.
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Getting searched by the airport security because u accidentally left something in your pocket and you couldn't figure out what it was so the TSA had to give u a cavity search
I left some change in my pocket so a TSA agent took me into the back room and gave me a TSA touchdown
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If you were to TSA somebody, than you would grope the person in many places and take nude photos of him or her, even if the person didn't want you to. Oh, and the best part is you can't go to jail for it.
Man: "Hello woman, I'm about to TSA you."
Woman: "That's a violation of my rights!"
Man: "I am above the law and your rights."
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Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.
Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.