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Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."
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A lesbian; any female that particularly enjoys playing with/licking/eating pussy
Ellen Degeneres is such a Taco Belle
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The best tasting nasty shit you will ever eat, such as the meximelt, burrito supreme, gordita crunch and the cheesy beefy melt. Guaranteed to give you something special with your encounter with the toilet (dont be surprised if it clogs without toilet paper)
MMmm that taco bell, looks the same when the shit it out.
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The Mexicans contribution to America.
I'm glad those Mexicans brought over their wonderful Mexican food, 'cause without it, we might not have Taco Bell!!11!!1!
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A fast food restaurant that serves "Mexican" food.
Although it's food is not the greatest, none of it contains animal waste and the rice is not made with milk. I know this, because I've worked there.
If you eat this shit, even once, you are a moron, but the beef is beef, the chicken is chicken, etc..
Let's go get some Taco Bell so I can shoot liquid fire out of my asshole in 2 hours.
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A place where you can get good Mexican food at a cheap price.
Taco Bell sells good shit, try it sometime
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1. King of all fast food
2. A food so good it defeats any fear of the possible ingredients
1. All bow before Taco Bell
2. Vegetarian: "Those tacoes are made out of monkey ass!"
Tacobellian: "That's some damn good monkey ass!!"
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