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A circle jerk amongst a group of guys, typically done in a jacuzzi, wherein each member helps stroke his brother to the right, forming a chain of sorts.
Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee
“What’re you guys doing tonight?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”
The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”
Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?
Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."
The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.
Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.
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When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.
"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."
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While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass
"Man, my girlfriend is so awesome, she got her friend and they did a Tallahassee Sammich on me!"
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The act of an individual inserting his penis into a donkeys anal cavity, allowing the donkey to shit on his penis while he ejaculates and a mixture of semen and shit slides out.
"I had to take my donkey to the doctor because I mexican Tallahassee'd him all night & his anal cavity won't close."
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