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Target. A place that lures you in with words like "team members" and "work together". When in reality, it's a shithole ran by some of the most selfish people on the planet. Corporate has no idea what it's like being on the store level so they blindly set policies and set standards that are impossible to reach. Leaders expect you to perform 100% perfection whilst not giving you any help. The scheduling is horrible. Always shortstaffed, lines are always long, drive up times are always overdue and building up because there's never any help. And so instead of scheduling appropriately, they force non leaders to pick up the slack and do the work of 5 people. Then have the nerve to ask team members why guests are having a bad experience and what can be done to fix it, as if the problem isn't completely obvious. Do yourself a favor and don't work there. You will regret it.

"Hey I work at target and I literally want to kill myself!"

by NefariousJester March 30, 2021


Target

An over priced store every body loves even though it's over priced stuff that you don't need

You: let's go to Target and spend a lot of money yeeeaaahhh

by QueenKangaroo July 19, 2019


Target

Target is a store ware most people go to get stuff they dont need until now.

Guy1: Hey what are you getting?
Guy2:this unicorn lamp for the children I dont have
Guy1:uh.....ok
Guy1: this is why I dont go to target

by Target. December 15, 2019


target

contrary to popular belief, Target is not a bad place to shop and/or work. They pay me more than any of my friends make at thier jobs, and i always walk out knowing that i had a good, productive day, that i would have otherwise spent on my ass. the one problem I have is that they have recently cracked down on thier minor policy, and if we work one minute after 8 hours, we get yelled at. pay is good, atmosphere is good, its a clean store. superior to wal-mart in every conceivable way. the people there are amazing, and everyone is nice. more upscale than wal-mart, but prices that are not even close to high.

i dont see why yallz be hatin' on target. its a good place.

by thephman November 8, 2006

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Target

A place people go to to pay a little more to avoid Walmart

Friend: Lets go to Walmart
Me: no that place ghetto as shit, lets go to Target

by BilboSwagginz May 4, 2015

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target

a bad place to pimp since you wont have a lot of luck.

kmart might be better or wallmart wall mart

by OnyxO September 4, 2004

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target

A Corporate Scandal waiting to happen. A Company where the level ones took advantage of all the LOD's and took breaks when ever they wanted for as long as they wanted to. Also a company where level ones got STLs and LODs fired. Apparently because of some "stash" Or where weird initials would appear everywhere like.... EMG, BMB and CMS and the word OWWWWWWWW was a legacy. And breaking Merchandise/ Store property is a hard habit to break. And being Fett was cool.

Yea Fuck target that place sucks ass! STL Jerry is a fuckin red neck and LOD Rich is a fuckin FAG! Joette that head case bitch! STILL GOT THE COMPANY BY THE BALLS SINCE 2002!

by BOBOOOOO!!!!! October 27, 2004

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