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You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.
babe, do you wanna go through stage 3 of ball tasking?
When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.
Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.
Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.
“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.
While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.
The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.
When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.
When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.
The act of performing cunnilingus on a female. A colloquialism pertaining to a woman receiving a "blow job".
"Dude, last night I received an amazing MUNCH TASK. He was all like Om nom nom all over that shit."
Similar to Halo, where you first get any type of multi-kill, ie: double, tripple... then on to overkill. To achieve this you must be doing more than two tasks of any sort because less that three is but mere multitasking.
Mac: Bro, the other night I was downing a beer and texting at the same time, then my buddy gives me a high-five right in the middle of all this cause some fine b*tches walked in.
Jesse: Damn son, you were over-tasking like a pro.
Mac: Straight up.