the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.
person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to โswimโ aka lie on the flor. I am Greg
Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*
Technoblade is a well-known Minecraft youtuber with almost 2 million subscribers. He is known for absolutely DOMINATING in Keemstars' 'Minecraft Mondays'. Technoblade is also known for being the #1 rank in 'Skywars' for being the biggest potato farmer. Technoblade has a sarcastic sense of humor and will guaranteed give you a laugh despite if you enjoy Minecraft or not.
Technoblade is amazing at PVP. I wish I had his skills.
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An anarchist pig who plays Minecraft, and is friends with the following: Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, Dream, Sapnap, Georgenotfound, et cetera. He likes to kill orphans, and he's the mayor of Hypixel.
Person 1: Hey, what's a Minecraft youtuber that's interesting?
Person 2: DanTDM is cool, he's a classic.
Person 3: Technoblade. He's pretty interesting.
I miss the guy, rip
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Fuck cancer
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โTECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESโ
The legend himself that inspired the hearts of millions. He made many people happy everyday even in time of toughness and sorrow. Even when this guy got cancer he still managed to show how happy he was and still kept on making jokes about it which shows how strong he is. The legacy of Technoblade will never die.
Not even close baby Technoblade never dies.
An absolute legend who ascended from his mortal form and into his final form to fight god in the kingdom of heaven as of July 30, 2022.
May he Rest In Peace ๐
SACRIFICE BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD! โTechnoblade never dies!โ