ted

to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit

"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"

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ted

A fan of rockabilly music.
The Welsh Psychobilly group Demented are Go! used the word to form their name, as it is a modification of "Demon Teds are Go!", because psychobilly music is strongly connected to horror themes, Demon Teds seemed to be a logical name for Psychobilly afficionados.

Demon Teds are Go = Demented are Go!
If you are a rockabilly fan, you are a ted.

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ted

Turner Field; 755 Hank Aaron Drive; Braves Stadium

The game tonight at the Ted had traffic on the connector fucked up back to 14th St.

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ted

The Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.

I want to go to Logan Airport from the Mass Pike, so I'll take the Ted to there.

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teds

A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.

Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.

Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?

I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!

Broheim has some dank-ass teds.

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if-ted

A person having the potential to be gifted if they'd only pull their head out of their ass.

"Yeah, that Sinjaya is a pretty motherfucker. But don't waste your time voting for him. He be if-ted!"

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teds

Abbreviation for testies
A term used to describe your testicals

kicked in the teds
me teds are sweaty
score teds
swollen teds

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