Tele

Short for 'Telecaster.' A guitar model designed by Leo Fender, and released in 1950.

Today I went to Guitar Center and saw a Relic Tele for 1200.

Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

tele god

Casey

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”