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Cousin to harryman and all around hick. Most often seen wearing his signature cowboy hat and blue vest. Helped Harryman defeat Invisible People From the Future as his alter-ego "Pink Lasso."
Cousin Tex had never heard of a 24-hour library before.
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Someone who is driving so badly or recklessly that they are either driving while text messaging, or are from Texas.
Watch out for that blue car two lanes over, the guy is Tex-Driving.
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Shortened name for making love to ladies breasts and a ladies mouth, meaning - Tit-sEX Mouth sEX.
Last night I had a Tex Mex with plenty of sour cream.
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Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.
1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."
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a very fat bitch, huge in fact, gigantic
needs a watch on both arms to see the time
Wow, Justin's girlfriend is a double tex mex!
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The act of pouring hot spicy chili into a girl's vagina and eating it out.
-I ate a really good Tex-Mex Pie last night.
-....Ew
-What?
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