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To cut in half or otherwise halve, as Thanos did to the human race in Infinity War.
I usually eat pizza way too fast, so I thanosed my appetite by eating some cereal beforehand, as to spare the rest of my family.
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A term for describing mass genocide. (Typically of main/"good" characters). Based on the Thanos snap from the marvel movie and comic series.
"(Everyone dies) THIS DUDE JUST PULLED A THANOS"
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The 45th President of the United States of America. He has a throbbing purple cock and his jawline can cut glass. Women love him because of his asschin and because he is inevitable. His hobbies are genocide, killing his daughter, and fishing. Some say he is the true father of Xxxtentacion which would make him Gekyume’s grandfather. He killed Tony Swag because Tony Swag took his infinity stones from him. He got upset because his infinity stones are actually penis enlargement pills. Overall though, Thanos is a really cool and fun guy and is always down to hang and get fucked up with the boys.
Black Widow: I don’t think we should kill Thanos
Avengers: Why not?
Black Widow: Because he gave me the best dicking down of my entire last night. His rod is longer than Hulk’s
Hulk: Well he’s stupid for being purple. Fuck that clown lookin ass.
*Thanos appears*
Thanos: What did you say Hulk?
Hulk: uhhhh nothing sorry dawg
*Thanos dickslaps Hulk in the face*
*Hulk dies*
*Thanos leaves to go fishing*
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A Purple Dude that wants to destroy Half of the Universe for some reason.
Hitler: We need to kill all of the Jews
Homie: Just like how Thanos wants to kill half the Universe?
Hitler: Wait, what?
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A big purple faggot who beats his meat to children
Thanos is gay
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Thanos is a fictional comic book character, a supervillain that has appeared in books published by Marvel Comics. The character first appeared in Iron Man #55 (Feb. 1973) and was created by writer-artist Jim Starlin. Debuting in the Bronze Age of Comic Books, the character has been featured in over four decades of Marvel continuity and a self-titled series. Thanos has appeared in other Marvel-endorsed products, including animated television series, arcade and video games, toys and trading cards. Thanos appears in the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a non-speaking cameo at the end of the 2012 film The Avengers, and Josh Brolin portrays him in 2014's Guardians of the Galaxy and will reprise the role for future films. Thanos was ranked number 47 on IGN's top 100 comic book villains of all time.
Thanos is a mutant member of the race of superhumans known as the Titanian Eternals. The character possesses abilities common to the Eternals, but amplified to a higher degree through a combination of his mutant Eternal heritage, bionic amplification, mysticism, and power bestowed by the abstract entity, Death. Demonstrating enormous superhuman strength, stamina, and durability, Thanos can absorb and project vast quantities of cosmic energy and is capable of telekinesis, telepathy and matter manipulation. Thanos is an accomplished hand-to-hand combatant, having been trained in the art of war on Titan.
Thanos is a genius in virtually all known fields of advanced science and has created technology far exceeding contemporary Earth science. He often employs a transportation chair capable of space flight, force field projection, teleportation, time travel and movement through alternate universes. Thanos is also a master strategist and uses a space vessel called Sanctuary II as a base of operations.
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