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When your balls smell nasty as fuck
Man: I was about to get laid last night but then she stop as soon as she smelled my musty balls
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Also known as “the mustard”, it is a high skill move in sports video game rocket league often used in tandem to other skill moves. Originates from popular youtuber “a musty cow”. Pulling off one of these usually has symptoms of extreme autism rage for the opponents due to embarrassment.
*person 1 scores a musty flick*
person 1: What a save!
person 1: What a save!
person 1: What a save!
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
opponent: you’re a TRUE
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Sex that is not only sexy, but musty as well. It is characterized by a musty smell, and tasty aura.
Brendan and Noah enjoyed a blissful night of musty sex on Noah's top bunk. Unaware that they were actually being filmed by ROGER PHILIPSON.
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Balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy. Balls thats have a rank stench.
After I was done playing softball with the boys I had a bad case of musty nuts!
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Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.
Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.
When you let out a fart that, while not loud or seemingly harmful, produces an extremely noxious odor similar to the smell of cat shit mixed with mothballs.
David crop dusted a group of girls that were seated in the Food Court at the mall. Although he figured it would smell, he did realize that he cut a Musty Waff until he turned around and all of the girls were gagging and choking.
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When a girl is riding your face and then takes a shit on your chest, and you feeling the shit look down at your chest flattening the shit with your chin into something that resembles a platypus bill.
I was totally revenge fucking this guy and then i gave him a Musty Platypus cuz he was a douche.
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