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laziness day
the day where you can just sit back relax and become a couch potato
(hbd roz)
man: what’s today
woman: June 4th
*man jumps on couch and becomes couch potato*
January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.
Person 1: “Today’s January 4th, it’s my Birthday!”
Person 2: “Damn Daniel!”
It’s national kiss your bf or your gf for 5 seconds or more
Gf:’kisses bf’
Bf: what was that for?
Gf: it’s December 4th, kiss you bf or gf day!!
on this it is national make out with your crush, bf, and gf day
Kevin: hey babe its April 4th you know what that means?
babe: what dose it mean?
Kevin: its when you make out with your crush, girlfriend or boyfriend...
babe: oh... well come here then sexy ;)
Kevin: lets get it on sexy ;)
Go to KFC and get something to eat day.
“Hey what’s the date?”
“June 4th.”
“Sweet! gonna get me some KFC!”
March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)
Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them
December 4th is the day in school where everyone goes silent for the entire day
Teacher: Can anybody tell me what the answer to this problem is?
Students: *Silent*
Teacher: Why is everyone silent? Is it because today is December 4th?