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A Frequent caller and character of the Richard Burnish - Ark Show, know for his fascination with Toad Sandwich and crashing truck, he most often calls in about how big a load Richard can take in the rear.
Shah (The Ark) proudest accomplishment is delivering food and drinks for ArkCon2021... A job he never completed as he crashed his truck.
People never invite me to stuff, that's why I became a hall monitor. - Shah (The Ark)
When someone commits an act of random kindness, just because it's the right, decent, or nice thing to do.
"Johnathan went down to the soup kitchen today; he said he really wanted to help make sure everyone who needed it was able to eat."
"Yep, he's building an ark right there, yes indeed."
"The world would be a much better place if everyone could just build an ark, just once."
A sandwich at McDonalds consisting of a McRib, Double Cheeseburger, and McChicken sandwich all smashed together into one.
Oh man, you're really gonna eat a McNoah's Ark?
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1. Any item that is new or technically advanced.
2. A new building in a community that is vastly superior to all other buildings already present.
The university is building a state of the ark scoreboard in the stadium.
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Short term for rough anal and oral sex with 5 men and a dinosaur.
Man 1: yoo you wanna hop on ark?
Man 2: yeah sure but we gotta wait for my dad to sleep.
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