high school with ashtrays

An institution of higher education with very low admission standards, whose student body consists mainly of people who graduated from high school in the same town.

Student 1: I hear you got into Local Community College.

Student 2: No, it's just high school with ashtrays.

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Single Frame Ashtray

Unknown band, released firts LP entitled "wetheads come running" and should be considered a very catchy band with great guitar work.

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both sides of the ashtray

A phrase coined by Mr. Blues to describe both sides in the conflict over smoking in bars and other public places.

Despite the rancor there is one thing about the smoking situation that we should all be able to agree on: There are fanatical zealots on "both sides of the ashtray"®.

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Steaming Ashtray Girl

The act of flicking cigarette ash onto a naked body, then extinguishing it on their hair. Causing a pleasing crackling and streaming noise. The dead cigarettes are often popped into the persons mouth to chew

Me and the bros were watching a porn film last night and made Rachel a Steaming Ashtray Girl. Literally hot!

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useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

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as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike

He's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

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Ansley Ashtray

When you put out your cigar on a strippers back.

Imagine you’re at the Diamond Cabaret in Denver getting a lap dance holding a cigar and you need more than one hand to grab Mary’s fat/fake knockers so you perform the Ansley Ashtray. Pray she enjoys it and sucks you off before the bouncer catches you