astronaut cock

One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.

Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.

Astronaut in the Ocean

A penis in a Vagina

Person 1: have you seen John?
Person 2: No but I think he does astronaut in the Ocean.

Astronaut Tejas

Aspiring Astronaut | Future Mars Walker

Astronaut Tejas is Future Mars Walker and Aspiring Astronaut

anal astronaut

When a man loves to explore another man's anal area. This usually involves extensive foreplay with sex toys and a snorkel if done underwater. Finally the astronaut will enter the anus and mark his newly discovered territory. Justin (garza) is famous for this act. He loves two have this act done to him while sucking four dicks at once.

Justin loves to be an anal astronaut with Bryon.

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astronaut game

a game that is very suspicious that internet never shut the fuck up

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Anal Astronaut

n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish Taster or Salad Tosser.

At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.

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Inverted Astronaut

While a man & woman engage in anal sex, the man places an empty fishbowl over her head. Just before he finishes, he pulls out and comes on the bowl.

Also known as "Assfixiation."

"Hey Mary, why is your face so blue? Did you just do the Inverted Astronaut?"

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