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A synonym for heart, as it is fragile and broken easily. Used in a simile by Marina and the Diamonds in the song "Hermit the Frog."
"Well my heart just burst like a glass balloon"
"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."
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House of Balloons is the debut mixtape by Canadian recording artist The Weeknd, released as a free download on March 21, 2011, through his website. Its music incorporates electronic and urban genres including R&B and soul with trip hop and dream pop tones.
Have you heard "House of Balloons"? It's awesome!
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Another way to describe someone with a big fat ass.
Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.
To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)
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An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.
1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
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(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm
Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.
When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.
Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.
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