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A facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like Carlton from Fresh Prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. Usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. Some dudes will pull a Carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc.
Dude 1: So I pulled a California stop at this street sign thinking nobody was around, but then this small town cop made me pull over.
Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?
Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.
Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!
The Dirty CarltonSex God of The TBRG has a huge dripping penis of immense girth. Dances whilst coming all over the place.
Dirty Carlton jizzed all over my tits again
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Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.
when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest
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To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.
Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.
Victim: Umm no.
Wannabe gangster: Yes.
(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!
Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.
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An awesome pianist who writes and composes her own music, and is a "real" artist, but truthfully, she should really just be part of an emo rock band, because her lyrics are jsut oh-so depressing and will make someone want to kill this girl for making them feel so down.
"There's nothing you can do, someone gently says to you "the doctor says that now it won't be long", i try and live up to the moment, hope that i dont blow it, what is it in me that she hears? Its just the song she likes, her little arms around my neck, and a dying girl whispers in my ears..."- Vanessa carlton, Annie
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After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you
I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me
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When you perform a chivalrous act and lay your coat on the ground for an old lady crossing the street so she doesn’t get her feet muddy…….. and then you FUCK HER!
I’m sure glad I could do my good deed for today. I did a Noble Carlton on my way in to work this morning.