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When a guy passes a STD from a stripper to the next girl he meets and leaves himself clean.
Damn, my dick is itchin' after last night and I don't have time for the free clinic.
Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.
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When one craps upon a plate and rubs it on his or her partner and then urinates to wash it off.
Did you enjoy the spicy beef? I'm ready for the montgomery carwash!
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getting a bitch with two friends and all spraying your gizz on her at the same time while slapping her on the ass to keep her moving around the room.
" we gave this bitch a greek carwash lastnight"
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When, after receiving a handjob, the ejaculator's semen is spread around his chest and/or stomach by the person who delivered the HJ; this is done in the manner in which a car windshield is cleaned (i.e., wax-on, wax-off).
Last night Mike was severely tramatized after Fanny gave him the ole Chicago Carwash.
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When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.
Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.
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After fucking the absolute shit out of you woman you jizz into a rag and wipe the girls face with it just as if you're giving her a car wash.
Badia: Mayough I was soo drunk last night and she was being such a bitch that I decided to give her the ol' Texas Carwash!!!
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Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.
He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.
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