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When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry
Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!
The act of sharing ones chapstick with his/her friends.
Savannah: "Oh my god, did you see how Kelly passed her Blistex around to all of her friends during lunch?"
Sam: "Ugh, I know. What a Chapstick Swinger."
A side hoe
Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away
Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"
Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.
Yesterday i rubbed on some Nipple Chapstick and felt a deep hardening sensation
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a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick
wheres the chapstick
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