a word used to describe a talktalk customer who is computer illiterate ie: fucking useless. This term also applies to first line advisors
"Hey Mike, this guy's a complete chopper. He's asking me what the wireless cable looks like"
A derogatory petname for an annoying person who follows you around the bar all night and doesn't get the hint that you are not interested.
Convo:
Girl 1: So this guy started talking to me and now won't leave me alone.
Girl 2: He's such a chopper.
A motorcycle, usually custom built, sporting long front forks, high handlebars and a low slung seat.
The tv show American Chopper on discovery channel is one of the best sources of information on finding out how custom choppers are built.
A person who causes immense irritation from their mere presence. A person lacking in all charisma and decision making ability
That skipper is a complete chopper