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Torturing an entire city by holding an hour long "Special" on ESPN to announce your decision to leave Cleveland for Miami, when you could have done it with more class. A Lebron Classic.
LeBron just orchestrated the worst Cleveland Steamer I've ever seen!
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an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.
GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!
GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*
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A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"
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A big, long, fresh steamy turd.
Use your imagination.
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A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
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The 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit.
Wow, that 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit was a big Cleveland Steamer for NY. The Browns shit all over Dave Gettleman's chest and rolled him around in it!
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When someone shits on your chest then sits in it and rubs it all over your stomach and chest area.
My girlfriend wanted me to give hear a Cleveland steamer but I said no.
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