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A Conrad foursome occurs when two couples hook up in the same room. A common misconception is that a Conrad foursome is an orgy, but as long as the two couples remain separated and each hookup is its own separate entity, the integrity of the Conrad foursome perseveres.
"I heard he had a Conrad foursome with his girlfriend and Julie and Bob last night."
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A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!
when your getting head from a chick and you grab her by the ears and as soon as your about to bust you pull her ears all the way up to your pelvis then thurst your and bust all theway down her throat and watch the skit drip from her ears
damn...i just did "The Sydney Conrad" on that hoe!!
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A lifetime gamer with sic, unbeatable Lego and lightsaber skills.
If you can’t beat the game, ask a Pro Conrad for help!
Lauren Conrad, or "L.C." as her laguna friends called her, is the star of The Hills and Laguna Beach. During the first season of Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavalleri and Lauren didnt like each other because of the love triangle between, krisitn, lauren and stephen. Lauren was the narrator during the first season of Laguna Beach, she now has her own show on mtv called The Hills, which is basically about Lauren being an intern for Teen Vogue in L.A. and going to school at FIDM while finding time to party and hang out with boyfriend, Jason Wahler (former laguna beacher). Lauren's younger sister Brianna will be on Laguna Beach season three, while Lauren said The Hills will be her last reality show, now you know who Lauren Conrad is!
<Laguna Beach season 1>
Lauren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other?
Lauren Conrad: Like, five minutes.
Lauren Bosworth: Really?
Lauren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married.
Lauren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends.
Lauren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like.
Lauren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen.
Lauren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies.
Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school.
Lauren Conrad: That's sweet.
Jen: They would.
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To exclaim loudly "Ay guys!" whilst wearing nothing but boxers. The Conrad Salute is also acceptable while drunk, and in the middle of the night/early morning
Guy1:"Ay Guys!"
Guy2: Conrad Salute, yeah man!
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THE HOTTEST GUY WHO SHOULD RND UP WITH BELLY IN THE BOOK/SERIES “THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY” 💋
“Omg Conrad Fisher is the hottest man alive”
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