Holden's Crib

Sneaky sex obtained while dumping your baby on someone else.

"we'll be back in a couple hours, we're just going to pick up Holden's crib."

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OPEN CRIB

REFERS TO A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME WHEN YOUR HOUSE (CRIB), IS OPEN FOR VISITATION AT ANYTIME FROM KNOWN OR UNKNOWN GUEST.

YO' LETS GO TO THAT OPEN CRIB PARTY ON JEFFERSON AVENUE TONIGHT.

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Walmart Crib

When a child is placed inside the shopping cart instead of in the child seat. In some cases items are placed on top of the cart, to keep the child from escaping.

Look at that poor kid with the mullet stuck in his Walmart Crib.

Da crib

Da crib is a slang term used by locals in the 305 as a nick name to the city of miami.

random person: where you from my boy ?
miamian: from Da crib.
random person: where that at ?
miamian: miami.

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mtv cribs

MTV Cribs is a show where:

- they replay EVERYTHING in super slow motion, eg, a guy jumping on his bed, opening his car door, picking his ass, etc.

- your "buddies" are "passed out" in a "random" room from the "party" last night

- you constantly hear, "lets take a look in the fridge, i dont know whats in here though.." sure you dont.

- most rappers claim to have "mad whips" when in fact, they are all rented.

- you dont belong on cribs if you dont have something related to Scarface.

- the people always say, "everybody always does this on cribs, but im not going to do it." by them saying that, they are automatically doing whatever it is they say everybody else always does.. catch my drift?

- at the end of our visit, the host always says something wicked corny like "youve seen my house, youve seen my cars, NOW GET THE HELL OUT." And they insist on pushing the camera lense or charging at the camera man.

There are a million other things, but im spent. Dont get me started on Cribs: Whips, Rides n Dubs edition..

you can always count on death, taxes, and mtv cribs where a rapper says, "yall seen my crib, yall seen my whips, now get the hell on outta here."

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seals crib

British brothel located in a secret area, run by a squad of 4.

Lad 1: You see that brothel over there?
Lad 2: Yeah, the Seals Crib

crib sauce

The leftover sauce that you don't use from a fast food restaurant such as taco bell sauce, mcdonalds dipping sauce etc.

Dammit they didn't put the sauce in the bag...Hey BAE go see if we have any crib sauce!