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1. A computer that is reliable and has never crashed. 2. A company that makes apple look like junk.
Wow, look how much better Dell is than Apple.
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Delled: Dell, Inc., was reported the number one seller of laptops in the United States, as measured by market share in August of 2007. Dell is known for build-to-order computers; lead time of two weeks as published on their website. In June of 2007 Dell, Inc. went trendy with color laptops and launched a major marketing campaign. Apparently, Dell wasn’t prepared for fashionable laptops; painting issues caused massive delays. In addition to painting issues, some components were reportedly back ordered. Customers that ordered laptops in June were still waiting in August. According to thousands of blogs, a combination of the Dell2Dell blog and various technology related blogs, 30-50% cancelled orders, some replacing orders with Dell and most others purchasing from HP, Sony, Mac, and Toshiba. None of the customers were informed of the paint and backorder issues when they ordered. Most customers have received e-mails notifying them of an unspecific delay, from one to three weeks per delay notification; many customers received two to three delay notifications. Customers who attempted to contact Dell via telephone and Dell Chat (instant messaging with Dell customer service representatives (CSR)) hit a big brick wall. Customers were informed of the delays by CSRs that were not fluent in the English language. One CSR said to a customer “we apologize for the incontinence.” Obviously, the word he/she meant was “inconvenience". Customers that ordered a dell laptop during the time period beginning in June of 2007 and are still waiting as of this date August 28, 2007, that waited more than a month and/or received multiple delay notices, have been delled.
I ordered my pink Inspiron 1520 on June 28th , its August 28th; I’ve been delled.
Dude, buy a Mac, don’t get delled.
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A concuction of shit and homosexuality mixed together inside a plastic frame. Normally exists for roughly half a year until the shit and homosexuality begin to stop functioning. Very vunerable to the 'blue screen of death'.
Conor: "Oh, i think i'll play some War Rock, then download some music"
Dell: "Having a spaz and then shuts down then gives you a load of code bullshit with a blue backround".
Conor: "Oh, the problem appears to be the printer driver, lets hold f12 when we turn the computer on and fix the computer like any other system, then I will restart".
Dell: "Having even more of a spaz".
Conor then takes the computer to Somalia to show the poor kids what this 'internet thing is' but they dont want it because everyone, LITERALLY everyone (even poor brainless Somalian kids) hate Dell.
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A phrase describing a super cool, smooth, mellow, down to earth, funny, stylish brother that don't take no shit from nobody. He quietly walks in a room and quickly owns it as his style, and grace radiates throughout the room and grabs everyones attention. He loves to laugh and doesn't start shit with anybody but definitely knows how to finish it once it's started! Well mannered fellow that gives the same respect to others that is given to him. Most of the time he's a positive cat who enjoys inspiring other's. Soulful brother who's heavily into the arts...Music, drawing, painting and poetry. Always running with a rhyme in the back of his mind. If he rocks with you then he'll go to hell and back for you but if he doesn't fuck with you then he wouldn't give you the urine out of his urethra to put you out if he walked by and you were on fire. All in all he's a cool classy brother.
Boy that Dell really knows how to dress. Dell is a funny guy but at the same time very serious as well.
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Just that slut that works at the Slut Bucket on the corner. Anyways, she's hilarious but sometimes she's oh so slutty. She pulls off braces and is just fab
Oh my gosh Dell you're such a whore sometimes but oh well you have a nice butt.
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