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When you ejaculate in a substance intended for the use of a another person.
Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?
Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .
Formal attire that should be worn to a party. This term is mainly used in Britain.
Girl 1: What's your smart dress?
Girl 2: A purple sparkly evening gown.
When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.
When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.
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A very very short dress worn by a female. A dress so short it is said to nearly expose the clitoris
Kelly is wearing her clit dress again, she is such a slut.
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The act of dressing and acting as the opposite gender; usually a hobby.
What I do in my spare time.
"I hope my mom doesn't find out about my cross-dressing. It would suck if she walked in and found me wearing my little brother's clothes."
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A school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.
*Students talking* Dude, did you hear Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal: Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in dress code again.
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a sexy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it's worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). Also known as a Fuckum dress. This was thought of by Martin Lawrence, not Beyonce.
"...you go in the room and put on your fuckum dress (freakum dress). You be like fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum." -Martin Lawrence(You So Crazy)
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