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Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.
To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.
To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.
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the name of quite posibly the worst car ever sold in australia, with the exception of perhaps the datsun 120Y
its lack of styling and complete uselessness on a racing track (or at a set of traffic lights late at night) when compared to commodores highlight the general inadequecy of its straight-6 engine and boring V8
the only good falcon is a recycled falcon
my v6-commodore has a better power-to-weight ratio than your straight-6 ford
i'd rather walk than drive a falcon
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Someone who buys cheap knockoffs of well known fashion brands from dimmeys.
Did you see her clothes?
They're so lame.
She's such a falcone
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Military/Police Term: Refers to someone who commonly fucks over their buddys (buddy fucker).
This includes, but by no means is limited to the following:
Leaving work early when they volunteered to do something, thereby forcing their coworkers to do it.
Makes a comment of anothers inappropriate action in front of one's supervisor which may result in discipline from said supervisor.
Stating they will meet their buddys for drinks, but is observed immediately taking a route away from the drinking destination never to be seen the remainder of the evening.
Inviting buddys out for drinks on their birthday and being the first to leave shortly after arriving.
Stating you will do something, but then are nowhere to be found when it is your time to do it, whereby forcing your buddys to do it.
Someone who often misses work, leaves early, or takes sick days forcing his buddys to pick up his slack.
Man! Tyrel Klein is such a blue falcon. He left early again when he volunteered to do something.
Can you believe Tyrel just called me out in front of our supervisor. He is really flying the blue falcon today.
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An internet meme created by popular youtuber "Pewdiepie".
It's supposed to represent the stupidity of people advertising themselves in the YouTube comment section and stop it, but ironically it had instead done the opposite and spawned hundreds of spam "flacon lord" and "falcon lover" accounts. Falcon Lover uses poor grammar and punctuation, and eventually discovers he's a giraffe.
falcon lover:
"deer falcon clan
we lost one of our on ubs today
we are now down to 3 ubs
my brother unsubed also
maybe u n olike my videoz
maybe u hater
:("
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The Nintendoverse's answer to our universe's Chuck Norris.
We have Chuck Norris. Mario, Link and company have Captain Falcon.
You did see him in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right? That's why.
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Full name: Captain Douglas Jay Falcon
Computer game character created by Nintendo. Captain Falcon is a bounty hunter and part-time Grand Prix racer from the future.
Features in the F-Zero and Super Smash Brothers series of games, and in the F-Zero GP Legends cartoon series.
He drives the Blue Falcon, car number 07 in the F-Zero Grand Prix. It's rumored that he's called "Captain" because he was once an officer on the Internova Police Force. Captain Falcon was the winner of the previous Grand Prix, an achievement that boosted his already-high popularity even higher. Aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery. His mind and body are honed from the many battles he has survived, and there is no challenge he can't overcome.
Captain Falcon was cloned by the evil Black Shadow after being hospitalized in an accident. Blood Falcon, the clone, is hence only about four years old, where Captain Falcon is around 38. In Super Smash Brothers the evil clone can be selected by changing Falcon into the red costume.
Captain Falcon is fast, powerful and extreme, taking the most challenging, risky but potentially the most rewarding paths in any situation. In Smash Brothers he has one of the most effective and impressive spike moves, which you must try to use at every opportunity, no matter what the risk!
If you're faced with a decision to make, ask yourself, "What would Falcon do?", and you will lead a short, but exciting life. It's the Falcon way!
"See you at the race" - Captain Falcon
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