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Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.
"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"
A 4th class or otherwise entry level power engineer/stationary engineer or boiler fireman, especially ones that do janitorial/housekeeping duties such as mopping floors as well as boiler maintenance, this term is largely considered outdated.
Mommy I don’t want to go to school! The furnace man is always hiding in the Girls bathroom!
A smoker furnace in the hit game Minecraft was only to be used for cooking food. But nowadays, people who stand on it are now considered submissive and breedable.
Person 1: *standing on a smoker furnace*
Person 2: Aww, so you are submissive and breedable.
Person 1: what the fuck no i am not
Person 2: your standing on a smoker furnace
Person 1: Oh.
After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis
I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.
When you placed something in an area of most inconvenience.
From Minecraft, the furnace, if you place it in the middle of the room, or infront of the door.
If someone parks their car in front of YOU'RE DRIVE-WAY! They "Furnaced It".
When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!
A Furnace Stacker is a term used to describe the act of compacting Minecraft Cobblestone into stacks upon stacks of Furnaces, the other individual(s) involved may recive direct discomfort when seeing such an amount of Furnaces.
Player: What the actual fuck.
Furnace Stacker:What? Is there a problem here?
Player:You have 34 Double chests full of Furnaces. You sick bastard.
Furnace Stacker: What do you mean, is there something wrong with that?
Player:Fuck off.