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hermione fucking granger

hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1

"hermione fucking granger is so hot"
"ikr so is emma watson"

by sophiasmom February 2, 2021


hermione granger (emma watson)

Hermoine is the very intelligent and very hot girl that grazes the Harry Potter Movies. Emma Watson is the actress that plays it and out of the teenagers that are in the movies, she'll stay in showbiz the longest.

Emma Watson kicked ass as Hermoine Granger. I hope to see her more after the Hogwarts movies.

by mrconfusion87 July 1, 2004

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hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

hermione granger is clever that ron

by jam December 4, 2003

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Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.

"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"

by 62662 October 18, 2011

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Granger fever

A type of fever one gets from watching fights which enables them to act on what they see. Very common amongst freshmen because they are easily influenced

Person 1: did you see the fight today?
Person 2: which one there are so many I stopped keeping track
Person 1: right, every one has Granger fever

by Uneducated-kid October 9, 2019


Jamie granger

The most steiny person you will ever meet.

Jamie Granger is so steiny

by Samson Burgundy August 24, 2023


Pierre Granger

A ugly, small man, fat and dumb as a snail, also called BIG G (Because Grand G)... He smells like OLD cheese and says things such as "C'est vrai que..." or "Shhhhhhh.... Ahhhhhhhhh" (with the smell), Also exprimate his joy by sounds like "Ouuhhe..." or "Uuuhhe..."

Big G tu soules!!
Big G casse toi!!
Big G ferme ta gueule!!!

by Someone that HATES him April 25, 2005