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Hannah Montana

Drunk Southerner who loves to sing about how special and awesome she is and is the secret behind the atomic bomb.

Cop 1:What the hell happened to him? Cop 2 :Probally first degree burns followed by chainsaw to the face.But that doesnt explain the ears being disfigured. Detective: I think he was forced to look at a picture of Hannah Montana while listening to her sing. Cop 1 :Oh God

by angrycheddar December 31, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah Montana

A dumb bitch that amazingly doesn't have AIDS.

Hannah Montana: put my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands up they playing my song...

me: shut up, ass clown.

by imma be a rapper 59q671==16890 March 7, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah Montana

The stupidest fake- ID idea there ever was. fucking bitch who needs to go learn to sing.

Wears a blond wig that looks like your mom's chest hair.
Wears stupid clothes and sing songs about ice cream.

1. Do the ice cream freeze, strike your pose, now you do the milk shake, shake it shake it down low. (EW)

2. Hannah montana is a Fucker

by HandHugsFTW October 30, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah Montana

The worst thing to happen to music and my ears since cliff richard.... The show is pretty awful to ^-^

Is Hannah Montana Trying to ruin entertainment... caz shes doing a pretty good job.

by Dr-Sock June 26, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah Montana

A role that was FIRST offered to Jojo but she declined it because she wasn't looking to entertain the 8-year-old-giddy-girl audience. Although she would've made a fortune and smarter decisions than that idiotic Miley, I still think that Jojo is awesome.

Child: I like Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana! They're both one person! She's so sneakeh!! :O
Mother: *slaps child* NO! YOU SHOULD LIKE JOJO. SHE IS AT LEAST A GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU. JEEZ!

by Dunosaurus August 10, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah Montana

The reason terrorists hate America.

"Hey, let's jack this plane and ram it into the World Trade Center 'cause Hannah Montana might be there"

by Colonoscopy Colin September 23, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah Montana

a tv show and alter ego of a teenage disney star.
you will find that most people on the internet over age 12 hate her with a burning passion, probably passion they should be using to plot against the dictators of the world.
i say on the internet, because you will also find that people who are not - cynical, "intelligent", know all about "real music" and think they are "totally awesome" for hating a 16 year old they have never and will never meet - actually dont think about hannah montana. these normal people are indifferent to her, they think of her just as another celebrity.

hating hannah montana has become an incredibly pointless trend. which i laugh at.
to prove my example below, you will also find that this definition will have a huge number of thumbs down.

all the lame people who think they are being really witty:
" omg hannah montana is a lame slut who should die i want to kill her she cant sing and i have such great taste in music, now let me go on to name about a hundred bands i have picked off "greatest" lists so i sound cool. "

person with a life: "oh, hannah montana right? haha my little sister watches that show. she made me watch the movie with her. it was okay. "

by woaah09 August 4, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž