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Used when telling someone you obviously dont give a shit.
Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.
-RayWilliam Johnson
"I honestly don't think she's into you at all."
"Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!"
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A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.
I have a problem.. How can I fix this?
"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"
...problem solved.
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To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.
I honey badgered my girlfriend last night.
It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop
honey my badger
The act of twisting your partner's sphincter in the middle of sex.
I gave Dan the good ol' Orange Honey Badger.
A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”
Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”
The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.
"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"