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horny

for a man, your penis gets hard and stiff
for a woman, your pussy gets wet, or cums and you have this need

this is a true story...
one night i was home alone, my siblings were out, sleeping over elsewhere with friends, and i was online, i was bored so i looked up horny on urbandictionary. i read the examples and became horny my self i was so wet i couldnt take it, i needed someone to fuck me. i called my boyfriend, john. when he answered this is what i told him
"hey baby" he said
"john, i need you, im home alone, and i am so wet, i need you" i told him
"i'll be right over" he told me
i couldnt wait for him so i took off my pants and started to mastrubate.
then i heard john come in, he has a key to my house.

he walked up the stairs and came in my room. he saw me on my bed with no clothes on mastrubating.
"hon, why didnt you wait for me?" he asked me with a smile.
"shut up and just come fuck me" i half screamed half moaned. and his face lit up. he took of his shirt as he walked towards me, and then took off his pants. his dick had created a huge tent in his boxers. he took those off and climed onto the bed with me. but before he could do anything i asked him to eat me out, so he kneeled between my legs and i put my legs on his shoulders as he bent down and He began to gently tease me with his tongue and fingers by tracing all over the inside of my thighs and near and around my pussy. Then he placed his mouth on my pussy lips and spread them with his tongue. placing his mouth over the opening to my cunt, he began to kiss my cunt and pussy. Then he pushed his tongue down into my, wet cunt. He continued to tongue fuck me until I bucked up towards him from pleasure. He pulled his tongue out and licked around. Then he rubbed his fingers around and began to rub the top of my clit. Then he slid his tongue over the top of my clit and all around until I was moaning. Then he moved his mouth over my clit and began to suck on it. I moaned while he finger fucked me. And then I cummed on him and he licked it up and swallowed it. then i decided to return the favor, he kneeled on the bed as i got on my hands and knees. Then i slowly massaged his balls with one hand and moved my hand up and down the 12inch long shaft while i slowly sucked the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirled my tongue around the tip. i sucked him a little bit harder and swirled my tongue faster. i sucked harder as his dick slid farther down my throat and sucked harder swirling my tongue around his dick. He gots harder and harder and his penis began to throb as he was ready to cum. I moaned and sucked harder and squeezed the base of his penis while i sucked. He then shoved his dick in further, and I began to gag, I was deepthroating, and unlike I had read it wasnโ€™t horrible, it gave me more intense sensations and hornyness. He cummed and the cum went down my throat, i looked up at him and smiled as a swallow it all. then he lay me on my back, and began to kiss my 34d breasts, he bit at them adn then kissed adn licked down my stomach while using his fingers to rub my clit. then he slowly slid his dick inside my cunt and began to slowly and gently fuck me. it was torture, but the slower he went the more i began to need him. i felt my cunt contracting around his dick,
"faster" i begged in a scream, but he only went a little faster wanting me to beg and moan to him.

"ahhhhh, come on fuck me harder" i screamed and then let out a low moan as he did
"ohhh, ahhh, come on baby, uuhhhh, yeah, faster, harder, uhhh, ahhhh" i screamed out as he fucked me faster and harder. then the pleasure peaked adn i rocked my body with pleasure and i cummed all over his dick, but he continued to fuck me as my cunt throbbed and contracted around his dick, and then he cummed inside me, it was like an explosion, alot of cum. we continued this for three hours adn then fell asleep on my cum soaked bed.
incredibly this is a true story, and my boyfriend and i do this all the time now.

girls-if your boyfriend isnt avalible but you are really horny...
if you dont have a vibrator you can use an electric toothbrush it works just as well
and if you dont have either of those and you want an amazing adn easy (no work involved) orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator (if you dont believe me try it)
one time i was doing this and my boyfrined came over, he came in and just watched me, getting horny, and then he fucked me.

by hornygirl69sexbaby May 18, 2009

1629๐Ÿ‘ 677๐Ÿ‘Ž


horny

Eli's mom had sent him to Mandy's house to get some eggs. He casually walked up her front porch steps and knocked on the door, waiting patiently. Soon enough, Many opened up the door. She was wearing nothing but a bright pink bikini. Her hair was damp and slightly curled. She held a towel near the nape of her neck, attempting to ring the rest of the water out.

"What's up?" she asked.

Eli shrugged, brain frantically concentrated on staring at Mandy's blue eyes and not on anything lower. "My mom sent me to get some eggs."

She nodded. "Okay, well come on in let me find some." It didn't take her long to take the container from Eli's hands and fill it up with half a dozen eggs. "While you're here," she said, "Do you think you could do me a favor?"

"Uh sure, what is it?"

"I need help putting on my tanning lotion."

Eli took some of the lotion and began to smooth it over her soft, tan back. Just when he thought he was done, she turned around to face him, still holding her hair up, waiting expectantly. So, he smoothed some more lotion over her abdomen and over her shoulders.

"You missed a spot," she said. She took Eli's hand and placed it on her breast. He felt himself get hard, but he said nothing. He held the fabric of her bathing suit back as he massaged the lotion all over her breasts. She wrapped her arms around him and began kissing slowly up and down his neck. Mandy took his face in her hands and made out with him passionately. "You missed a spot."

She lifted up one of her legs and let it rest on the counter. Mandy took his hand and slipped it under her bikini bottom so that it was resting on her clit. Her pussy was soaking wet, which only turned him on even more. He ripped off her bottoms. He rubbed her clit while making out with her. She broke off every other kiss to let out a moan.

"Mmmm. Right there... Oh yes baby"

Suddenly Mandy ripped off his clothes and got on her knees. Mandy sucked his dick, massaged his balls. Eli stroked her hair, holding it out of her face. He began to moan as Mandy sped up her rhythm, until finally he came. She licked up all of it and swallowed it. Mandy slowly stood up, pressing her chest against Eli's and began making out with him once again. Soon, neither of them could take it anymore. Mandy led Eli into the pool. She mounted him and rode him. He held her ass, pushing and pulling her, It wasn't long until both of them came, but they were both so horny they still wanted even more.

There was a knock on the door. They didn't care, Eli and Mandy continued making love in the pool.

Mandy's absolute dilf of a father answered the door.

"I sent Eli for some eggs," Eli's mom said, "What's going on over there?"

Mandy's dad grabbed Eli's mom by the waist and then pressed her into the wall, hungrily making out with her, and of course, other things followed afterwards.

From then on, Eli's mom has always somehow been forgetting to buy eggs, and Eli is happy to go retrieve them.

by the 3rd angel March 24, 2021

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


horny

When something has many horns on them.

Jacob had many plastic horns on him. One may say he was "horny"

by 12BunnY August 30, 2017

192๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horny

the awesome feeling when you are about to have sex

Example (contiuned in the example below)

eddie and alice had been friends since the beginning of the year. alice went over to his house alot. they were in love with each other, yet they had never had sex yet. his parents were out day for a couple of hours, and his sister was at a friends house. they were home alone. sitting on the bed talking. his hand slid over to hers and locked in. he lent over and gave her a shy kiss on the cheek. she blushed and said 'you missed' then she gave him a kiss on the lips. the connection between them was amazing. they then started making out. his hand slid up her back while his other hand messed up her hair. he undid her bra while kissing. she wispered to him 'do you have protection?'

he wispered back, ' yea should i get it?' a he was finding the condoms, she stripped down to her push up bra and g string. when he came in, seh was leaning against the pillow, and she said, 'let me put that on for you'. he quickly stripped down to his hawaii necklace that she gave him and she slid the condom on his dick. he straddled her and lent over to kiss her. she slowly kissed down her naked body, and stopped just above her vagina. he looked up at her and he could tell that she was really horny. she was. she slid down to give him a blow job in return. she gave him the best blowjob ever, and he was as horny as possible. he wispered 'are you ready yet? i am' in her ear and she replied 'its my first time' and he nodded in agreement. he slowly pushed in his dick into her vagina. it was very wet from all the foreplay. he pushed in and she moaned. he orgasmed like he had never before. he pulled and pushed back in. then he hit her g spot, this made her orgasm like there was no tommorow. her vagina pulsed around his dick giving him another orgasm. they tried different positions, and they each had 3 more. when they were tired out, they lay on his bed together. they had sex throught out the time that his parents were out.

by saviour059 January 3, 2013

235๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


horny

when you are really turned on and all you want to do is fuck or masturbate like if youre reading this chances are you are pretty horny, so here is something to jerk off too

jake was walking through the dark,crowded club when he saw her; dressed in thigh high leather boots, a tight miniskirt and black lacy bra, he got horny just looking at her. he started to make his way over to her and the ended up meeting on the dance floor, grinding against each other. jake could feel her ass against his cock and got a massive boner. the girl felt it too and pressed her ass against him as hard as she could, it was so big all she wanted was it inside of her. they were in the corner of the club, he slipped two fingers inside her pussy and she moaned, so he slid them in out in out untill she way crying for more. they made their way into the toilets then he forced her up against the wall, pushed her to her knees and she sucked him off, with his hands on the back off her head forcing her to take him deeper. just as he was about to cum she started to gag, he was that deep. he pulled out and pulled her into a stall. The he started to finger her again under her skirt untill she was screaming "fuck me!!" he made her get on her hands and knees then he shoved his 10" cock up her ass so she could feel his balls with every thrust, it felt so good. he bum-fucked her until she came, then made her stand up and pressed her against the wall. He rammed his dripping cock up into her tight pussy as hard as he could, over and over untill finally he came, covering her in his cum. She got on her knees and licked up every drop.

by bigboy67 April 15, 2011

214๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horny

My dad and step-mom were out of town, so it was just me and my step-brother. I always had feelings for him, but I never showed it. A few days after they left, I wanted to ask him a question, but when I opened his door, all I saw was a massive cock sticking up, and he was jacking off with it. He devilishly looked at me and said, "Do you like it?" I was shocked, but also happy he also had a thing for me. "Come over here and touch it." He said. I walked over there and stroked just the tip. He wanted more, so he took my hands and placed them all the way on his cock. Just to tease him, I removed my hands and got down on my knees, acting like I would take it in my mouth, but instead I massaged and sucked his balls. "More baby, more." I heard him moaning. I Put the tip of it into my mouth and swirled my tongue around. He shoved the rest into my mouth, but I started to gag as it was so big. I went back to the tip and nibbled gently on it. He gripped my hair and threw his back. "i'm going to repay you for that." He smirked

He took off my skirt and thong and started to lay me down on his bed. He stroked my clit with his fingers, and then four of his fingers inside of me. I Moaned, but before I could do anything, he started sucking on my clit. I Gripped his hair and he took his fingers out. Suddenly, he shoved his tongue into my vagina as far as it would go. After a few minutes, he took off my shirt and saw I didn't have a bra on. "Mmm." He moaned as he started to lick them. He nibbled on my nipples and they got bigger with each one. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore. I shoved him down and hoped onto his cock. I bounced up and down finding every curve he had. He matched me by thrusting his hips to meet mine. When he was just about to cum, I got off so he cummed on my chest. He licked it all up and set me down. He was on top and he was putting the very tip of his cock in my vagina. "MORE!" I screamed. "What did you say?" Jacob replied. "Please...Daddy." He went very fast now. "UGH UGH UGH! YES DADDY RIGHT THERE! UGH UGH UGH! DADDY! UGH." He loved my screams. He went as fast and hard as he could. He shot out some cum and we fell asleep. The next morning I was horny, so we did it again until our parents came home and saw us...

by sisemorenatalie@gmail.com November 20, 2019

192๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


horny

It was fifth period and Katie felt the sudden urge to masturbate, she knew she couldn't, but she was getting hornier by the second. She asked to go to the bathroom, she ran out of the room before getting an answer from the teacher. Before she knew it, she was masturbating in the bathrooms, using a toilet roll as a dildo. She heard a bang as the door opened and closed but couldn't stop moaning as the toilet roll slid in and out of her tight, throbbing pussy. The bathroom stall door bursts open and standing there, is the hottest guy in the school, Adam. His dick was so hard it was tearing through his pants, and his cum was dripping down his muscly legs, Katie instantly knew what he wanted, so she led him out of the bathrooms, and into an empty classroom. They lock the doors and close the blinds, but they can't wait to be inside one another. They go to the corner of the classroom where Katie starts teasing Adam, rubbing her fingers along his bulge, and unbuttoning his pants with her teeth. Now its his turn, he rips of Katie's shirt and bra and starts massaging her tits, she moans so loud, he has to cover her mouth. He takes off her skirt to see that she isn't wearing any underwear, now is his chance. He kisses down her body, caressing every part of her bare skin until he reaches her shaved, red pussy.

ugh im so fucking horny, im gonna go masturbate now

hope my story made you as horny as it did for me :)

by robloxpussy576 April 23, 2019

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž