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illuminati

1. (what it actually was) an order of people who had controvrtial ideas that scared people so they were banned in 1785 and ceased to exist.

2. (what ignorant people and idiots think it is) a secret sociaty that is run mostly by jews and aliens to get money and power and introduce a new world order.

needless to say its an excuse for crackpots and nutters to spread stupid conspiricy theories and anti semitism. the illumitati were a bunch of people who thought that the world would be better if it was run by a few people in sercret rather than by a load of differant countries but most people thought that was bad and they banned them.
there were never more than 2000 members of the illuminati

ignorant, idio,t redneck, racist, illiterate piece of brain dead shit, says: the illuminati will take over soon the jews will take all your money and aliens will rape you

by wheatley boy December 26, 2009

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Illuminati

A conspiracy theory

When the time was 12:34, my friend was like, "12 divided by four is three, there are three sides on a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!"(no joke she legit said that at lunch)

by Ender Piggy April 6, 2017

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Illuminati

A group of people who have no fear in God and will not hesitate to trade their souls for money and fame thus giving up their after life and spreading the word of satan in many different ways through music politics sponsors etc

Did you see Doja cats new album

YEAH man its so scary shes definetley lost it to the illuminati

by uglybitch23 September 9, 2023


Illuminati

The Illuminati did, in fact, exist in the late 1730s. In modern day society, it is perceived as a group of cultists who control the world; god-like, angelic creatures.

"Illuminati Confirmed!"

by Insert_Your_Pseudonym_Here May 4, 2017


illuminati

A pretend secret society that conspiracy theorists believe are trying

to take over the world. Also believed (?) to be behind the mutder of every famous person in the last decade

Most of todays music stars are showing their membership of the illuminati by the images in their videos

by liveintherealworld December 19, 2013

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Illuminati

They are a secret agenda starting from a few millennia ago. The early civilisation made a law that the population must be on or under 500,000,000 people in order not to destroy the Earth. The illuminati are assigned to do that by killing people, making people have only one child per couple, all for reducing population.

Do not trust any mass media. Do not trust in any bullshit that breaks the laws of physics. They are using HAARP to create artificial weather to destroy us. Only half a million of us will survive after world war 3. New world order is coming soon. And it is because the Revelation told us.

Huge clouds of locusts attack us.
Then the fake saviour came.
Then so on...

Illuminati: go to space man! We will put you in a rocket.
Guy: why?
Illuminati: we are helping nature.
Guy: you can't do that!

by Ardune October 23, 2014

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Illuminati

A secret organization that consist of the most famous and powerful people on earth. There goal is to take control of the world using the media to influence people.

ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED!!!!!

by Blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 16, 2015

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