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One who lays major wood. One who excells in the exquisite art of delivering the wood to females. Skillz would be far superior to those of regular men.
After sex female exclaims: " dam boy... U a lumberjack! I'm gonna go make u a sandwhich!"
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The act of masturbating while someone chainsaws you
This chick blew my mind; we were lumberjacking all night!
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Verb.. When feces is used as a lubricant for a hand job.
She got feces all over my bed last night when she gave me a lumberjack.
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Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!
Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"
Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"
Danny: "Fuckin' A!"
"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"
Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"
Groot: "I am Groot!"
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extreme martial art form, using deadly techniques to fight. though, often there is no need for thier force, since everyone is afraid of them. the one's who do oppose, die instantly...just add lumberjack.
To study the art of Lumberjack.
or
...you just got Lumberjacked
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luhm-ber-jak
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.
Mark: So what happened with you and Sarah's mom last night?
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.
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A sexual position involving two guys and a girl. The girl gets on all fours, and the two guys face each other, one with his dick in her ass and the other with his dick in her mouth. The lumberjack is a coordinated, synchronized motion by the two guys whereby when one is thrusting his cock in on one end, the other is pulling his cock out at the other end. They do this back and forth and this synchronized thrusting creates the illusion of two lumberjacks using an old-time hacksaw (the long ones with handles at both ends) to saw through a tree trunk.
Joe and Bob picked up a hooker and gave her the Lumberjack.
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