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A cocktail made with vodka and vermouth, a variation of a martini. The ingredients are chilled, either by stirring or shaking, an action which has become famous due to its use in the James Bond novels and movies, in which Bond always orders a Vodka Martini 'Shaken, not stirred.'
James Bond (Daniel Craig): Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
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A Budwieser with a booger in it.
I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Dick Bob explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.
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Nickname of Martin
In some schools, some just call a student named Martin "Martini".
Scott: Hi, Martini
Martin: STOP CALLING ME MARTINI! MY NAME IS MARTIN! Scott, Evil Man!
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Chilled triple shot of espresso with a dusting of cocaine around the rim of the glass.
Columbian Martini before noon, Vodka Martini in the afternoon, and Fartini's all night long ...... Anonymous Source
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A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.
1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice
Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.
Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???
Source: biggamedave, WISCONSIN
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Used in the Restaurant/Bar and Grill Industry to describe a hot water with lemon. Primarily ordered by groups of Asians in place of an actual beverage. . Aggravating for a server or bartender especially when ordered by a handful of people in a bigger group because it means no money but just as much work.
Also known as an R&R "Rotter&Remon" (water with lemon)
Are you kidding me?! I just got an 8 top and they want 3 Chinese martini's.
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A tasty cocktail made famous by the Detroit band Shortbus. It consists of equal parts Gatorade (any flavor) and Vodka (middle shelf). Usually mixed and served in plastic Gatorade bottles.
Hey Mouth...what's the flavor of the day?
Well BK, it's a lemon-lime Shortbus Martini.
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