A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.
Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside
Dubs: You massive gaylord
A large scale win, something that just "dub" by itself doesnt give justice to
Guy: Bro we lit those bums up in game 7
Other guy: Fax bro.. that was a massive dub
An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion
The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.
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Massive homosexual, whether gay or straight.
Can also refer to a person of great disdain
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โWow, that is one absolute unit! A massive lad, if you will!โ
Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.
girl texting 0.001 sec
Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test
Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD
a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.
lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.