Marathon Method

In Computer Science, a Marathon Method is a method or function that does everything and the kitchen sink. Noobs can't break a decompose a problem so they end up creating methods that do everything in very procedural manner.

I have to refactor this code, these marathon methods are killing me they do everything and you can't re-use anything.

Stretch Method

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐝
An overused method used by 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬. They claim its Superior to every other method but in reality its trash.

Newgen: resizes bypass to 1000 x 300
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Roblox: accepts

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The decal: Stretched and blurry
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newgen: PRO BYPASS SO GOOD

Newgen look at my stretch method, its so good

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Mason Method

The act of performing any sort of work in a laboraory setting while not wearing pants.

There are two methods of doing things: the safe way and the Mason Method.

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Mushroom Method

1. A public relations strategy frequently used by government agencies, corporations and law enforcement officials. It means "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."

The goal is to delay any public disclosure of information as long as possible by releasing half-truths, distortions and useless information to the media.

Origin of the Metaphor: Farmers use manure, millet and recycled wood chips to grow mushrooms in dark, steamy rooms. Hence, "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."

Detective: "That reporter from the News-Tribune keeps calling me about our runaway child case. What should I do?"

Police Chief: "Try the Mushroom Method. He'll lose interest after a few days and move on to something else. I've seen it work a million times."

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Socratic Method

So·crat·ic meth·od

Noun

A. Method developed by Socrates in which one answers a question with another question

B. Fun way to annoy people =

Person 1: Ugh..I`m bored.
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: I dunno. Just because? Aren't you bored, too?
Person 2: No, not really. How about you?
Person 1: I just told you I was..
Person 2: Yea, but isn't it possible that you could've changed your state of mind while you were talking?
Person 1: I guess, but..what the hell?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why do you keep asking me questions, dammit?!
Person 2: Why do you keep responding?
Person 1: Well, you're my friend so I should listen to you, right?
Person 2: Why are you asking me?
Person 1: Because you're here..?
Person 2: Is that a question?
Person 1: Screw this. *leaves*
Person 2: *grins* I love the socratic method...

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Boehme Method

When playing caps (2 teams of 2 throwing beer caps into cups) the Boehme Method is when an individual only drinks on each 3rd cap made (1 full beer). The term "Boehme Method" comes from a former caps player who only plays using the method described above.

Person 1: I hit that cap dude you better drink..
Person 2: Nah dude I use the Boehme Method

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water method

1.when in the shower, a woman might take the shower head and change the setting so the water comes out of about 4 holes
and this woman might lay down on the floor or whatever and spread her legs and take the shower head and put it up against her clit sometimes causing an orgasim to take place
2. shower masturbation
3. masturbation that a woman can use during her period that cleans the vagina and does not get her hands dirty.

"why does the water sound like it is comming out harder?"

"maybe she is massaging her back"

"maybe that is why she is moaning!"

"oh crap she is using the water method again!"

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