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The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.
It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!
Vagina or a place where babies come from
Mel has an exquisite love mitten
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See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)
A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.
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An alien from the planet Purrrfetion. Came to Earth possing as a human child in mexico. Mittens was now Mitt Romney. There was one plan for Mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.
Skip to 2012
Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?
"Hey, I heard that Mitt Romney's Real name is Mittens Romney!"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"
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The act of using an uncooked chicken as a boxing glove.
I can't get the stink off my hands from my Chicken Mittens.
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To stick both hands in the hooha
I was with these 2 chicks, and I got me some flesh mittens, if ya know what I mean!
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adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.
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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
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