Moose

When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.

Will and Alex came home from overseas and told of their moose in Canada.

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Moose

(adj) Anything resembling a vagina or having qualities thereof.

I can't look at taco's from straight up anymore. It makes me feel sick.
Too moose for you, huh?
So fucking moose.

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Moose

a slang term used in an affectionate way to call someone when they have done something stupid.

you stupid moose! why did you let the dog escape!

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moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

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moose

An all-around definition with many meanings.

1. An insult
2. Something to say when you are mad at someone for being a fucking idiot.
3. Something to say at random

1. You moose!
2. You moose! Go to Belleville!
3. Moose!

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Moose

A moose is another word for whore. A way to describe a slut. Can also be used as "Moosie".

Friend 1: Damn that girl is good looking

Friend 2: Yeah dude, but I bet she is a total moose.

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Mooses

A group of females that go to several nightclubs a week, are loud, annoying and enjoying letting people know there whereabouts (at the particular nightclub) on social network websites such as facebook, twitter or myspace.

'They are the biggest bunch of mooses'
'Where did Jesse go?

I think he left with that moose'

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