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A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.
Madilyn your such a muffin man.
That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."
a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.